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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:56:39 -0500

fukozawa: yazelk: courtneymichellelovecobain: “We had just...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:20:34 -0500

yazelk:

courtneymichellelovecobain:

“We had just gotten off tour with Mudhoney, and I decided to stage-dive. I was wearing a dress and I didn’t realize what I was engendering in the audience. It was a huge audience and they were kind of going ape-shit. So I just dove off the stage, and suddenly, it was like my dress was being torn off of me, my underwear was being torn off of me, people were putting their fingers inside of me and grabbing my breasts really hard, screaming things in my ears like “pussy-whore-cunt”. When I got back onstage I was naked. I felt like Karen Finley. But the worst thing of all was that I saw a photograph of it later. Someone took a picture of me right when this was happening, and I had this big smile on my face like I was pretending it wasn’t happening. So later I wrote a song called “Asking For It” based on the whole experience. I can’t compare it to rape because it’s not the same. But in a way it was. I was raped by an audience, figuratively, literally, and yet, was I asking for it?”

-Courtney Love

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:51:22 -0500

spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:46:27 -0500

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

awesomedigitalart: Timothy John Shumate - prints Gorgeous!

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:33:07 -0500

awesomedigitalart:

Timothy John Shumate - prints

Gorgeous!

grave-robber-from-outer-space: retrospex: Little Richard Fuck...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:51:40 -0500

grave-robber-from-outer-space:

retrospex:

Little Richard

Fuck Elvis. Little Richard is the true King of Rock and Roll.

Feeling pouty. Any ladies wanna cuddle? Clothes optional.

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:35:33 -0500

Feeling pouty. Any ladies wanna cuddle? Clothes optional.

arrivingsomewherebutnothere: How I Met Your Mother Meme: [2/7]...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:03:17 -0500

arrivingsomewherebutnothere:

How I Met Your Mother Meme: [2/7] episodes » Glitter (6.09)

sevenlittledevils: The Lowry and 35W Bridges in Minneapolis,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:32:50 -0500

sevenlittledevils:

The Lowry and 35W Bridges in Minneapolis, Minnesota following the passing of the equal marriage laws. Minnesota is the 12th state to accept same-sex marriages (but by far the most fabulous, although that may be my biased opinion).

likesuzyneedsdick: trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:49:37 -0500

likesuzyneedsdick:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Step 10: Proceed to curb stomp

anythingeverythingstrange: Ohgod.. I just died. This is way too...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:36:37 -0500

anythingeverythingstrange:

Ohgod.. I just died. This is way too adorable.

isnerdy: Minnesota just became the 12th state to pass marriage...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:37:23 -0500

isnerdy:

Minnesota just became the 12th state to pass marriage equality!

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Mon, 13 May 2013 22:37:05 -0500

tootiredtowink: Ted. ]:

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:36:37 -0500

tootiredtowink:

Ted. ]:

Numba 12! Go MN!

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:40:45 -0500

Numba 12! Go MN!

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:25:18 -0500

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Mon, 13 May 2013 10:24:24 -0500

mishaoverlord: pretzelcoatlus: rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie: danyul-and-filup: princess-hardy: wh...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:58:16 -0500

mishaoverlord:

pretzelcoatlus:

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

danyul-and-filup:

princess-hardy:

what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.

well fuck

#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance

watchtheskytonight: playthebells-monalisa: serahfarron: awklic...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:57:55 -0500

watchtheskytonight:

playthebells-monalisa:

serahfarron:

awklicious:

Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.

makes the scene 100000 times better omfg

you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on

thus why we all love Johnny Depp.

everybody loves Johnny Depp

Today, my boyfriend left for tour with his band. He’ll be gone for two weeks. This is the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:39:47 -0500

Today, my boyfriend left for tour with his band. He’ll be gone for two weeks. This is the longest we’ll have gone without seeing each other since the day we met. Although I’m sure I’m going to miss him, especially the bed snuggles, I’m actually looking forward to some time apart. It will be nice to be completely focused on my own stuff for a little while. Hoping some people will wanna hang out, but for the most part I’m planning on getting some creative juices flowing. Wish me luck in my endeavours and feel free to invite me to do stuff!